M went to a barbecue and brought home only the smell.

Other Title Candidates

M submits that another good title for a food blog would be "For Oral Use Only," but we already had this title, and I like it better, and right now, I'm the only author with permissions on here, so this is what you're getting! It is a direct quotation from yours truly, when M came home reeking of burger, and hadn't brought me one.

M: I'm sorry, I love you!

R: LOVE ME WITH MEAT.

And here we are.